What Chip Thinks:
"Damn, I look good and really earned this new position. Yep, nothing to do with my family lineage."
desipio.com
What We Know:
"Damn, Chip looks like a ass-clown rocking that mullet and glasses. Yep, he would be bagging groceries somewhere if it wasn't for his family lineage."
What Chip Thinks:
"I just called a hell of a game. And my wife was wrong, this bow tie looks great."
@ChipScaray
What We Know:
"Jesus Chip just butchered that game. And his wife better have picked that bow tie out for him. Regardless – what a tool."
What Chip Thinks:
"You hear that, Joe? Atlanta has spoken – I'M THE VOICE OF THE BRAVES."
en.wikipedia.org
What We Know:
"I bet Chip just said something baseball ignorant. Joe probably winked over at him, and whispered, "I'm the voice of the Braves, bitch."
What Chip Thinks:
"This is what front men do – smash guitars onstage in front of their adoring fans."
desipio.com
What We Know:
"Put that guitar down, Chip. You belong backstage, groupie."
What Chip Thinks:
"Can't get a few words in edgewise because of how famous I am."
www.nydailynews.com
What We Know:
"Someone famous just stepped off the podium. Chip's about to look like a jackass trying to follow Bobby Cox on the mic.
What Chip Thinks:
"That's right, curing cancer on my off day."
zopeo.com
What We Know:
"Poor kid. He's already got cancer and then Chip and Yunel's malignant asses bust his door down."
What Chip Thinks:
"Who is this fat-ass? I wouldn't let this scrub carry my jock."
blog.mlive.com
What We Know:
"Chip is so outclassed right here. Tony Gwynn's got 3,000 hits under his (impressive) belly. While Chip's got 3,000 hours worth of mangling baseball broadcasts under his.
Well, you missed the obvious Chip thought: "You know, not only am I an amazingly well-dressed guy, and the VOB (Voice of the Braves), but I bear a striking resemblance to a young Kevin Bacon. I think that, in addition to curing cancer and being the VOB, I could probably be a Hollywood star."
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